Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Whig Party


Hello. I'm The Whig Party. I support the supremacy of congress over the executive branch and I think Andrew Jackson is a dangerous maverick on horseback with a reactionary opposition to the forces of social, economic and moral modernization. In my spare time I like to jump on the backs of other chickens while they're laying eggs and when I get tired of that I corner Deirdre and talk right-wing politics. I'm a Rhode Island Red and I'm fairly uniform in color, with just a bit of white around my ruff.

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