Showing posts with label Elvis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elvis. Show all posts

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Rampage!



I'm Rampage! My full name is Rampage! Baloney Presley. I have the biggest, floppiest comb of all the Leghorns. When I run, which is often, my comb splays out over my face like a jagged piece of balogna. Some people think I look like my cousin Elvis. In my spare time I used to enjoy pecking at and eating styrofoam, but now that the humans have taken it away (grrrr...humans...I mean, squawk... humans) I like to peck at my own poo. I also enjoy laying eggs in inappropriate places.